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ho ho ho well I haven't accessed this site for at least a couple of days so I will let you know whats been happening.The prime minister of this country ;Australia has kindly allowed us to have a something he calls a G.s.t. which basically means every time a person puts their hand in their wallet they will pay a tax.It should be a good thing for everybody because after we've (the citizens not the illegal immigrants there are none?)paid the national debt we can pay the debts of the whole world and then everybody will have a million bucks in their pocket.He says he had a mandate from the people of this (do illegals vote? no, dead people do, ie: vote often and vote early)country (thats when you win an election with a MINORITY of the votes.Sooooo wot do you think??Should the people of oz buy in or not.My answer WHO CARES? NOT ME.If you want to destroy a country financially gst gst The blackmarket should take off like a rocket.By the way did I mention the FACT that nobody wants this tax and after he couldn't graft a decision with a Senator Harridine of Tasmania(where's that?)he did a backalley deal with a Senator Meg Lees.Ha what a laugh.Why doesn't he ask the people? Ha.Any way what's going on in your neck of the woods? STOP THE PRESSES they are now microchipping cats;dogs copped it some time ago.Fantastic first animals then people Hitler would have been proud of you Ernie Page.Send this man an e-mail.First animals then people;hey what about politicians first?Yugoslavs diplomat representative dodges drink drive rap on diplomatic immunity in Sydney.Does disappearing act.Can't be found as at 13/6/99 Sydney time.Hey thats a good job for special people.Where's the microchip when you really need it.The first person that should be microchipped is you Ernest page, YOU.Well I'm back as at the 17/6 Sydney time have you heard about the Kosovo refugee who won't get off the bus at Singleton.Well the latest is that he and his wife and his mother are on the way to Sydney in a minibus.His mother checked out of the hospital with pneumonia.Special People, what did I say.I guess they found a room with an en-suite somewhere.By the way ,do you know how many Australian's are homeless and on the street.HECK,How is it in your neck of the woods.
hello out there where is everybody?Well I guess they must be out voting for the gst or the abc or sumping?Yes its me again and this time its 7/7/99 oh about 8.45pm I'd say going by the height of the sun that is.Well the latest thing that has happened in Australia is (by the way that is an accident of birth mine namely hey where are you from?) that a senator named mal colston will pick up his $2,000,000 superannuation payout after the courts here decided that he was too sick to be prosecuted for clocking up frequent flyer dollars by booking bogus flights and sitting in the departure lounge of the countries he visited while he worked on australian govt business concerning his portfolio whatever that was supposed to be I sure dont know what it was.Minister for bogus flights booking up frequent flyer dollars I think maybe.Hey give the man a chance he was supposed to be dead from cancer last month and its only 2 mill.Hope he collects dont you?Next on the agenda Johnny asked the J..s for help getting the 2 spies sprung and for backing up the aussies for east timor caper well dont you believe it first its not gonna happen remember V? well you betta beleive it brutha because its gonna be on for young and old and remember you heard it here first.Hey bubba get those cm's ready.well I'm back, they couldn't stop me, it's 8.10pm Sydney time 31/7/99 or 7/31/99 or 1/1/1 or whatever you want it to be.This page is 110% accurate so if you have any questions don't ask me.John didn't get the lamb subsidy off u.s. but don't be surprised.Roast lamb is pretty good so you are missing out over there and hey you can't eat big macs every day of the week.Anyone interested in any lamb imports can contact me at my email address.I'll see what I can do but until you do you sure are missing out on some cheap meat.Personally I don't think they sent the best person from this country to represent this countries interests and yes John that's right.While I'm at it anyone who is interested in doing business in Australia can contact me and we can discuss the matter at length.I am sure that we can come to some arrangement.Hey tell your friends about it.After all, we do speak the same language.There are many exciting things happening here but because of government intervention and interference I cannot disclose everything but I can disclose most things.58 on the clock last sighting,only 1 person writing this stuff not a group,only little old me.Fuel price here is per litre (one gallon = 4.6 litres) 64.9- 74.9 diesel, 66.9-80.9 leaded,68.9-82.9 leaded,price varies.Diesel was cheapest on Canterbury Rd.,Belmore.What is it in your neck of the woods.Keep up the good work and I'll see you later also all donations gratefully accepted for the starving of the world,namely me.The Liberal Government is cutting everybody in this country off welfare and have just given themselves a $30,000 salary increase which they voted for.How's that for democracy in action.No one else got an increase in their wages because the govt said inflation was non existent.Ever heard anything like that before?tues/2/2000 the price of petrol (gas is now 88 cents a litre for unleaded and leaded and diesel and isnt that the power of the internet (what?) showing itself remember i said the price of petrol a few months ago? well look at it now.And i guess i must be responsible becoz its gone up 20 cents in four months.So that proves beyond a doubt that there is no inflation in this country.We are still gonna get a Grab Snatch and Take tax (GST) and in July prices are gonna go up on everything 10% but we were told different. Where's l'il Abbner when you really need him? And everybody who lives in government funded low cost housing has to pay an extra 5%on top of their current rent to pay for the East Timor peace keeping mission that we so graciously got involved in Coffee Hannan thinks we are wonderful its his first visit here you know cant wait to see him.No inflation here whatsoever.Well I've justreturned on the third of august 2000 I'm back .petrol prices have doubled since february 2000 Fiji has been in the news and it isn,t that I don,t sympathise with Mr G. Spate ,it's perhaps he went about things the wrong way.>

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